Full name: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger

Name meaning (Robert): "One with Bright Fame" -- very fitting!

Position: Master thespian-turned-hardened convict, once second banana on "The Krusty The Klown Show".

Prisoner #: 1211/A-113/24601

Sex: Male

Age: uncertain, looks about 36 but no more than 43

Characteristics: Evil genius. He stands out from the crowd with a tall stance and freakishly handsome appearance: red, spiked hair ("weeping willow" hairstyle), and especially noted for his oversized feet. His refined attitude is easily noticed from his sexy, culture-accented voice; along with a beautiful singing talent to match. There's alot of sweet in all that sour. Tends to get emotional. Always scheming exquisite plans against anyone who's gotten on his bad side. Hot in a psychotic sort of way.

Personality: Extremely urbane and poised, with a mind like a steel trap. Arrogant, daring and remorseless, doesn't give half a damn what people think of him and keeps on his feet; but is constantly well-mannered and polite with plenty of sweet in all that sour. Tends to get emotional. Always scheming exquisite plans against anyone who's gotten on his bad side.

Quirks: Able to withstand great amounts of pain; is sometimes hyperopic (farsighted -- sometimes needs glasses for short-term sight).

Hobbies: Oozing refinement, literature and fine arts, planning revenge when neccessary.

Political party: Conservative Republican.

Practices in: Revenge tact.

Dream is: To right wrongs caused to him, seek revenge and get back at those who piss him off! (see below)

Hates: Bart Simpson, Krusty the Klown and his treatment towards him on his show (and the show itself), pop culture, and his last arch-enemy: RAKES

Relatives: Younger brother, Cecil (David Hyde Pierce), father Dr. Robert Terwilliger Sr. (John Mahoney), mother Dame Judith Underdunk, a famous actress, son Gino (with wife Francesca)

Voice: Kelsey Grammer, famously known as Frasier Crane.

What I Think of Him: He's always been my favorite character off the show. Would you believe that Sideshow Bob was one of my earliest crushes?! When I was 15, I thought he was the hottest, most smokin' guy (and especially bad guy) I'd ever seen! I still think he's got some mysterious charm about him, actually- the suave, sophisticated, intellectual older guy us girls would like. You've still got a special place in my heart, Bob!


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